Riverdale Recap: Archie Goes On A Vision Quest Betches

RiverdaleRiverdaleLol I forgot Archie was running away to Canada. Honestly, I can’t fault him for it. With all the sh*t I saw in 2018, I’m one State of the Union address away from moving there as well. At least the quarantine was lifted, even though no one is explaining why it even happened in the first place?? Like, I’ve swallowed every piece of bullsh*t tries to spoon-feed me on Wednesday nights, but this I refuse to accept. An entire town …

Instagram star opens up about her struggles with rare disorder where muscle turns to bone

FOP is described as a “disorder in which skeletal muscle and connective tissue, such as tendons and ligaments, are gradually replaced by bone (ossified),” according to the National Center for Advancing Translational Sciences. The disorder affects about one in 1,600,000 newborns, according to NIH. There is no cure. She told the BBC her arms and left hips are “fixed in place.” “It is difficult, don’t get me wrong,” Buxton said. COLLEGE STUDENT WHO THOUGHT SHE HAD ‘COMMON COLD’ DIAGNOSED WITH TERMINAL …

5 things to know for January 18: Cohen, shutdown, migrants, Indian guru, food ads

(CNN) 1. Russia investigation President Donald Trump personally directed his longtime former attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about the Moscow Trump Tower project, two federal law enforcement officials involved in an investigation of the matter told BuzzFeed. The law enforcement officials told BuzzFeed that Trump directed Cohen to claim negotiations to build a Trump Tower in Moscow ended months earlier than they actually did. The law enforcement sources told BuzzFeed that Cohen confirmed to special counsel Robert Mueller’s …

Breast cancer survivors blown away by miracle-working tattoo artist.

via 60 Second Docs/Facebook Women who’ve had breast cancer and a mastectomy just want to feel whole after their long journey back to health. Unfortunately, many women lose their nipples during their mastectomy surgeries depending on how their cancer spread and doctor’s discretion. This leaves women with the choice of having no nipple, their skin shaped into a projection that resembles a nipple, or having an areola grafted from skin on other parts of their body. Tattoo artist Vinnie Myers …

‘We had no idea this patient was pregnant,’ nurse tells 911 operator after woman in vegetative state gave birth

(CNN)When a woman who has been in a vegetative state for years suddenly gave birth at an Arizona care facility last month, caregivers were taken completely by surprise, telling 911 dispatchers, “We had no idea she was pregnant.” The audio of the 911 call, obtained by CNN affiliate KNXV, paints an image of a frantic scene as workers rushed to save the baby boy, who was not breathing and “turning blue.” All the names were redacted. “We need help, please,” …

One Joint May Be All It Takes To Change The Structure Of The Teenage Brain

Teens today are smoking less and drinking less than they used to – but they are using cannabis more. A little under 35 percent of American tenth graders have tried it at least once as it increasingly becomes their first drug of choice.  While there are countless studies examining the effect of cannabis on the teenage brain (to mixed results), very few have considered potential ramifications of low-level use. That is something researchers at the University of Vermont (UVM) want to change and so they …

Sexual harassment rampant at UN, survey results suggest

Instances of sexual harassment included offensive jokes or stories, or inappropriate remarks about someone’s appearance or sexual activities. Other employees said they had been the victims of unwanted gestures or touching. Some 60 percent of reported harassers were men, with 25 percent being supervisors or managers and 10 percent being senior leaders, the survey said. BERNIE SANDERS APOLOGIZES FOR ALLEGED SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ‘MISTREATMENT’ BY 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres called the results “sobering” and “evidence of what needs …

Facebook finds and kills another 512 Kremlin-linked fake accounts

Two years on from the U.S. presidential election, Facebook continues to have a major problem with Russian disinformation being megaphoned via its social tools. In a blog post today the company reveals another tranche of Kremlin-linked fake activity — saying it’s removed a total of 471 Facebook pages and accounts, as well as 41 Instagram accounts, which were being used to spread propaganda in regions where Putin’s regime has sharp geopolitical interests. In its latest reveal of “coordinated inauthentic behavior” — aka …

Teddi Mellencamp is ‘so happy’ for dad John Mellencamp and fiance Meg Ryan: Theyre ‘such an amazing couple’

John Mellencamp poses with his daughters (left to right) Michele, Teddi Jo, and Justice, and his wife, Victoria in 1987. (Bob Sacha/Corbis via Getty Images) Without that advice at a young age, Mellencamp admits that she doesn’t think she would have the same drive and go-getter attitude she does now. “I know that it’s possible to do anything that I believe in and that I work hard for because I’ve seen it work time and time again for different things …

Oil price rally; Carlos Ghosn indicted again; Fed worries

London (CNN Business)1. Oil spike: US crude futures climbed 0.9% on Friday to above $53 per barrel, putting the commodity on track for its tenth consecutive daily gain. Oil is already on its the longest win streak since January 2010. There’s still a long way to go, however. Prices are still well below the $75 per barrel level reached during a recent high in October. 2. Ghosn indicted again: Former Nissan (NSANY) chairman Carlos Ghosn has been indicted for the …

Bud Light debuts large nutrition label on packaging

Bud Light is likely the first of many to make the move. The labels aren’t legally required, but major beer makers agreed in 2016 to voluntarily disclose nutrition facts on their products by 2020. SHERIFF’S DEPUTY BUYS LITTLE GIRL BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES AFTER HERS WERE DESTROYED IN CAR CRASH Many brands, including Corona Light, Guinness, Heineken and Coors Light, already have calories and other nutrition information on their bottles or packaging. But it’s in small type, or hidden on the bottom …

Betches Love This College: Syracuse University Betches

Dear Orange Friends, Ranked at 53The likes of Joe Biden, Aaron Sorkin, Jessie Mueller, Taye Diggs, and Col. Eileen Collins (she’s the first female space shuttle commander f*cking duh) walked on the very same promenade as you. JK is like three years old. But they probs sat in the same drafty buildings as you, because those are like, historical artifacts. One building was even used as the house. mumps epidemic, theBrooklyn Nine-Nine Programs Whitman: Truly a mixed bag in here. You’ve …

3 At-Home Workouts For When Its Too Cold To Leave Your Room Betches

Sometimes, despite our very best intentions, we just can’t bring ourselves to go to the gym. It becomes especially hard in the winter when suddenly 50-degree weather feels warm (fake news) and the sky is a dismal gray until 4pm, when it’s pitch black. On a good day, I don’t want to go to the gym. But if I have to wade through dirty puddles of slush in the dead of night to get there, it’s absolutely not going to …

Karen Pence painting a new second lady role

Washington, DC (CNN)Karen Pence is adding a little color to her life; the second lady returned to the classroom as an art teacher Tuesday. The second lady previously taught at the same school while her husband was serving in Congress, and has spent 25 years as an elementary school teacher overall. The school where Pence has taken her part-time job has a “parent agreement” posted online that says their policy bans gay students and parents from the school. “I understand …

This IG Influencer’s Failed Seminar Is The New Fyre Festival Betches

This week, we’re getting two different documentaries on the legendary Fyre Festival disaster, so it really feels like Christmas in January. But the scam gods have really smiled on us this week, because there’s yet another epic scandal unfolding before our eyes. Let me introduce you to Caroline Calloway, and her doomed tour of “creativity workshops.” If you’re unfamiliar with Caroline Calloway, I’m so sorry, because she is going to become your new obsession. She’s basically an influencer who got …

These Are The Democrats Supporting The LA Teachers Strike

Unlike many of the teacher strikes that gripped red states in 2018, the LA strike pits the massive United Teachers Los Angeles union against the Los Angeles Unified School District, which runs public schools in the city of Los Angeles and many surrounding communities. The labor dispute reflects a bitter Democratic Party rift on education policy that splits unions and their allies with proponents of charter schools,whose influence on the LA school board has helped precipitate the strike. Kamala Harris …