How A Cervical Biopsy Rocked My Understanding of HPV Betches

“The HPV test was positive again. We’ll need to do another cervical biopsy.” I immediately burst into tears as soon as I hung up with the phone OB-GYN. I’d had my yearly Pap Smear three days earlier and was ready to say f*ck-all to HPV. I was DONE with that.

The year prior I’d undergone my very first colposcopy after a positive HPV test. I felt cursed. Finding out someone is going to cut pieces out of your cervix is sh*tty under normal circumstances, but for someone with an anxiety disorder, it was fuel on an already heavily unstable fire.

I’d broken up with my boyfriend of over three years in September, only to wind up with HPV in October. I had had the Gardasil vaccine. I’d had sex with two people. TWO PEOPLE. And here I was with a positive HPV test. I wish I could say the first cervical biopsy was no big deal. I cannot.

*****************************************************

Recommended For You

Social Robot - Luxury Edition

Social Robot - Luxury Edition

DigiProduct Lab UNLIMITED

The Newbie-Friendly, Cloud Based Software That Creates High-Quality Info Products You Can Sell In Just 60 Seconds

eyeSlick VIP

Upgrade your eyeSlick channels with many features including pro channel upgrades and our traffic pool

*****************************************************

My sister came to the appointment. My doctor had advised I take “two Ibuprofen” before coming. I took two Valium and four Advil. My doctor used no numbing cream, no local anesthesia, no anything for the pain. The cervix, she explained, has very few nerve endings and so pain management isn’t necessary for this in-office procedure.

She used a hole puncher-like device to “punch” cervical tissue in five different places. The pain was so immeasurable I thought I’d throw up. My sister was there holding my hand. She wasn’t prepared for the gore she was going to witness. She literally fainted on the f*cking floor. I cannot emphasize enough how scary this experience was.

Also, she FAINTED and it wasn’t even her procedure. Way to make it about you, Scarlett, you asshole.

After this first colposcopy, the cells had come back “highly abnormal.” Meaning, I’d need a cervical ablation. My doctor would use a laser to remove the abnormal cervical cells so they didn’t become cancerous. F*ck me, right?

The surgery was a breeze. I was under anesthesia, my whole family came to support me, and they gave me the good drugs. I didn’t love paying $3,000 out of pocket (my insurance would only cover 75 percent of the surgery), but overall I can say with complete certainty that I would have rather have a weekly cervical ablation than ever have another cervical biopsy.

Yet, here I was, about to be subjected to yet ANOTHER cervical biopsy. I’d only had one new partner since the surgery, a combination of being scared sh*tless of sex and, like, falling in love with my now-fiancé. What the actual hell was my life?!

*****************************************************

Recommended For You

Ali Inspector Version 2 - Personal License - 5 Day FLASH SALE

The new powerful 6-in-1 AliExpress product research software that generates niche keywords, analyzes bestsellers, and uncovers top performing dropship products for your eCommerce store in minutes!

X-Wave Guerilla Sales System

- Real Estate LinkedIn Groups - LinkedIn Intro Video - 4 Week Posting Schedule - Killer Presentation and Proposal - Winning Webinar Outline - DFY Agency Landing Page - Promotional Social Media Material

MyImUniversity

Create Highly Professional Courses And Funnels In 3 Easy Steps

*****************************************************

I was a nervous wreck for the week leading up to colposcopy #2. My fiancé, god bless him, is very nurturing and loving, so having him with me was calming. Sorry, sis, but after Faint Gate, she was NOT going to be my emotional support system through this hell. I love her, but no.

I decided to document the entire experience on Instagram. As a sexologist and journalist, I felt it was my duty to actually talk about what happens during this experience. It feels like NO ONE does. I was so woefully unprepared for my first colposcopy that I didn’t have the slightest idea of what to expect.

View this post on Instagram

Me tomorrow 💁🏻‍♀️ “Take two ibuprofen before you come” -advice from my doctor

A post shared by Gigi Engle (@gigiengle) on

I went into the office, having not slept the night before due to intense anxiety, high as a kite on Valium and Xanax. Look, a girl has to do what she has to do. My doctor simply said, “I don’t do that,” when I asked her for lidocaine or some other form of numbing cream, a tip I’d gotten from a friend whose mother is an OB-GYN.

Cool, cool, cool. I guess we were going to do this the good old fashioned way again like it was the Victorian Area. Dope.

This second time, I requested that a nurse I liked be in the room. She seemed nice and didn’t force me to get on the scale, a thing I am very against during random procedural visits. I was given a cup and told to give a urine sample. Doctors need to do a routine pregnancy test before a cervical biopsy. If only they gave you a routine Vicodin, amiright?!

My fiancé held my hand, letting me squeeze it as hard as I needed. My doctor applied a solution to my cervix with a Q-tip. This is used to highlight any abnormal cells that need to be biopsied. It burned a lot.

She needed two samples, one from the cervical canal and another where cells had glowed-up as “abnormal.” The cervical canal is necessary because you can’t physically see it with the microscope.

*****************************************************

Recommended For You

Socicake LOCAL Pro

Use SociCake LOCAL to get local clients

Convertproof Elite 25 Sites

Live conversion proof on your offers brings you more sales and more conversions.

Ebook Goldmine with Personal Rights

stunning collection of 40 ebooks/Training Guides with Personal Rights

*****************************************************

She instructed me to “cough” each time she punched out a section of tissue. The coughing supposedly helps push the cervix out, making it easier to retain a sample. It absolutely SUCKS and causes the pressure of the biopsy tool to reverberate through your abdomen. At least, that’s how it felt to me.

After about nineteen hours (ten minutes), it was over. My fiancé took me home, putting me on the couch, wrapped in blankets. He fed me chicken fingers, painkillers, and Xanax. We watched Scream Queens.

A week later I went in for my follow-up appointment. My doctor let me know the cells had only had mild changes and no cervical ablation would be necessary. “We’ll just do another Pap next year and keep an eye on it.”

Once again I burst into tears. The relife was immense and overwhelming. I don’t know what will happen next year, but I’m praying to every higher power that the HPV will get the f*ck out of my system and die.

Oh, and if this ever happens to you, please advocate for yourself. Tell your doctor you’d like some kind of numbing cream on your cervix. Ask for any kind of pain management they can offer. And for f*ck’s sake, take a Valium.

Gigi Engle is a certified sex coach, sexologist, educator and writer living in Chicago. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter at @GigiEngle.

Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

This post was curated & Posted using : RealSpecific

Thank you for taking the time to read our article.

If you enjoyed our content, we'd really appreciate some "love" with a share or two.

And ... Don't forget to have fun!

Recommended

Kaptiwa Monthly

Get this Lightning FAST Video Hosting and Marketing Software to Sell More and Deliver Faster Training for One-Time-Price

Uduala eCom v2

Uduala is a cloud based DFY ecom domination platform where users access winning ecom products plus their facebooks ads. For each winning product; users get description pricing recommendations and markups, competition spy, link to the right dropship suppli

Stream Store Bundle

Unlimited Commissions Having Each And Every Amazon Product Delivered On-Demand To Your Store! (+Dynamic Posts Plugin)

Leave a Reply