Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly tired of that whole “stars — they’re just like us” nonsense.
Her 2018 Goop Gift Guide has dropped, and it’s full of gifts for all the people in your life: the cook, the traveler, the lover… So many gifts for the lover…
And as usual, the items are luxurious, ludicrous, and very, very, VERY expensive!
Fill the stockings of various stuffees with these (below)!
For The One And Only
OMGs for the OTP.
Rolex Day-Date Watch……….$10,395
For the significant other who feels the need to let everyone else know what time it is.
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Vram One-Of-A-Kind Chrona Earrings……….$22,560
For The Wellness Junkie
Because if you haven’t got your health…
Censer Incense Burner……….$820
Because pewter is for plebes.
For The Cook
Poglia Regal Handcrafted Knife With Brass Rings……….$540
The most elegant way imaginable to cut the cheese.
For The Traveler
Get out of here with this stuff already.
Goop Exclusive Bento Box……….$340
Keep your lunch insulated in style.
For The Guy
You know what boys like.
Foreo Luna 2……….$199
It’s a sonic facial scrubber. Make sure he hasn’t already got one.
For The Lover
Thankfully these exceed most Secret Santa price ceilings.
This lingerie set from Kiki de Montparnasse can be worn year-round but clearly best during the cold winter months.
Studded Handle Flogger……….$240
Nothing says “Be good for goodness’ sake” like the subtle threat of a cat o’ nine tails.
A reversible silk sleep mask to let Santa know the cookies are ready.
— Kiki de Montparnasse (@kikidm) July 10, 2012
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